Untangling the haze of Drug Impairment Tests

The Road Edition of your top track loops over, calmly cruising a lane then BAM a car cuts you off at the last moment – faster than the lightning you swerve and avoid the situation saving the day, later finding out the other driver was high on pot Marijuana Impairment Test.
Sounds terrible doesn’t it?

 Ever heard of the way people are and how we are stoned? Each one is a snowflake moving in it’s own way, someone could even feel like air when another can barely get off the couch. So naturally coming up with a useful impairment test that will work for everybody is like nailing jelly to the wall.  Unlike Alcohol – where your blood alcohol level tells a real tale about impairment, cannabis is trickier and may sit in the body far after any effects have worn off.
 Did you know that once upon a time marijuana breathalyzers were treated like myths.  Now though as scientists have tackled issues such as saliva and blood testing, the use of applications which evaluate impairment based on basic screen movements, all as technical as what sure sounds like a titanic treasure hunt!
 Someone once told me that how he tied his shoes laces could determine if someone was drunk or not.  Not really scientific if you ask me right?  In the balance is law enforcement, trying desperately to hit the sweet note of personal right’s and safety of the community at large.
 Show Granny a short course on why you should not drive while smoking marijuana, cool?  Another universe? Right!  But getting an education in the effects of Cannabis? You must be out of your mind to figure this out.  Which makes one a visitor who has lost his guide wandering around.
 And now a somewhat scandalous feat from my schooling years:  My mate tried to climb roots after a puff – and assume gravity clobbered him pretty hard that day.  Have you heard about a HUGE problem called overconfidence from being High? Well guess feeling strong doesn’t make anyone Bulletproof.