Here you are, slipping into the driver’s seat of a pre-Only Used Tesla and clutching the wheel with an intensity befitting a celestial being. Looking at it through the eyes of someone’s everyday adventures will give us a better idea of what it’s like.
Just picture yourself coasting along, completely immersed in the sci-fi world. You will be accompanied by the soft, almost creepy, buzz of the engine. The change from the rumble of a gas engine is noticeable. Silence, I mean, who knew it could elicit such a response?
You have to plug in your trusty four-wheeler every morning. Like giving your phone a little more juice, but bigger and strangely more satisfying. Sometimes you have to ask yourself if it’s charging properly. Experienced it firsthand!
Allow me to introduce you to range anxiety, a concept that will soon become second nature to you. During those lengthy road trips, you could find yourself checking the battery life indicator more frequently than you check Instagram. Just like mastering the use of a straight razor, it’s a talent that needs practice. Exciting and little scary.
Now, though, that acceleration! By pressing the pedal, you transform into a bullet train—only without the tracks. The excitement is constant. Until they’re left in your wake at the lights, it’s like you have a secret superpower no one knows about.
Autopilot is another option. You think it’s far-fetched? I would describe him more as an accommodating co-pilot than a reliable skipper. Keep an eye out at all times; it’s willing to offer a helping hand or a wheel. It’s like riding shotgun with a mischievous little child; you can’t help but be wary, but you also kind of trust them.
Require repairs? Oil changes, spark plugs, and mufflers are things of the past. You are aware of how much of that you genuinely disliked correcting, aren’t you? Surprisingly, it feels freeing.
Being a Tesla owner is like being a puppy owner from a social perspective. Everyone will want to talk to you, ask you questions, and even pet your automobile (though the last is a bit strange).
At this point, the program upgrades. These are like adult versions of Christmas morning. How about some under-the-hood surprises from Tesla today? Would you say it’s a brand-new feature or just the usual bug fixes? It adds to the electrifying thrill trip, in any case.
Every day, cruising around in a pre-owned Tesla feels more like an adventure than a chore. Imagine this: one second you’re cruising into the future in a state-of-the-art ship, and the next you’re frantically looking for a charging station because your battery is about to die. There’s a little bit of mystery, intrigue, and discovery in there. That, but, isn’t what makes the journey through life worthwhile.
To the courageous souls who have hopped on the used Tesla bandwagon, here’s hoping your battery never dies and the wheels keep turning.